Warning: Entering Political Mode

Oh man, this is great. I'm laughing my ass of here. I think you all know how I feel about the Bush and the Democratic Nominees. I like Bush, and the Democratic race has been a joke. I loved the Dean yelling thing, that was sound byte heaven, it was funny on its own, and then everyone added commentary or music that made it hillarious. And now we have this new news. Which you might not have heard yet because none of the news stations want to be the first person to carry it, because you know the liberal bias and all. John F. Kerry, the front runner, is now under inventigation about an intern scandal. But thats not half the fun, thats in how it was released. The following reports are from http://www.drudgereport.com/ .

-In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, General Wesley Clark plainly stated: "Kerry will implode over an intern issue." [Three reporters in attendance confirm Clark made the startling comments.]

-The Kerry commotion is why Howard Dean has turned increasingly aggressive against Kerry in recent days, and is the key reason why Dean reversed his decision not to drop out of the race after Wisconsin.

"Intrigue surrounds a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry."

"A serious investigation of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST, THE HILL and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked."

I'm sorry this is just so hillarious, but one funny thing is that this news broken by General Wesley Clark, a candidate hand picked by former president Bill Clinton.
And now reports of General Wesley Clark yelling at reporters saying " I said it was off the record!!"
I mean seriously how was this not planned, he essentially tells a bunch of reporters some big juicy story, and then says "but don't tell anybody". The only way to keep a secret is to not tell anybody, certainly its not by trusting a bunch of reporters to keep a secret. And if this is true Kerry's pretty much done. Now the only question remains how the heck did Clark find out? And the fact he said this right before he dropped out. But seriously this is priceless.